Tall Tale
A Car Mechanic
The Fastest Car Mechanic they called him
He could change oil in three seconds flat
A radiator in a minute and a half
And then there was the time
He put two cars together for a dime
Out of two wrecks
He put together a car
Without an extra shar of new metal or pieces of another car
People came from a far
To see him put together that car
That car never, ever had even the littlest mar
It sold for the double the cost of a Mark VIII
And drove just as well
And so he built cars
-Nicholas Barnard