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Nick's Place

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Fable

A Tale of a Kitten

“Your paper is due in two weeks”, the adult cat said

The kittens listening intently all started planning

Then they did what they needed to

So their friends would not declare them dead

All the little kittens listened, but one

Boots, the procrastinator they called him

He decided he could wait to start

The night before the paper was due

And on that night he ate a very good stew

Then he sat down to write that paper

Diligently he started writing it

And in a minute it seemed it was time for bed

So he went, then got up early

To finish that paper

But when it was time for school

It was not done and so he turned it in a day late

All the other kittens laughed at him

And his teacher gave him a big nasty grin

When he got that low, low, so very low D

-Nicholas Barnard