Shakespearean
My Day
I hate the mornings so long and boring
Dragging your butt out of your cozy bed
And how I hate to hear the door ringing
Because when I hear it, it means I'm dead
Then when I get slowly, slowly to school
I think that I must be very, very dumb
That is because am not very cool
I think to be cool I'll bring some good gum
And then I learn everyone else has it
Then I quickly, quickly throw it away
Because I think I'm a real big twit
Finally, finally over is the day
Now I can lie down on the cozy sofa
Then I make myself not punctual
-Nicholas Barnard