Site Masthead: Nick's Place in non-serif white text superimposed over a bright orange high contrast tinted photograph of a brick wall taken in an extreme close up. The brick is photographed with the long continuous lines of grout running vertically. The image is displayed upside-down so the disappearing point for the grout is below the image.

Nick's Place

Nick's Place: Untitled

Shakespearean

My Day

I hate the mornings so long and boring

Dragging your butt out of your cozy bed

And how I hate to hear the door ringing

Because when I hear it, it means I'm dead

Then when I get slowly, slowly to school

I think that I must be very, very dumb

That is because am not very cool

I think to be cool I'll bring some good gum

And then I learn everyone else has it

Then I quickly, quickly throw it away

Because I think I'm a real big twit

Finally, finally over is the day

Now I can lie down on the cozy sofa

Then I make myself not punctual

-Nicholas Barnard