Bedtime Story
Shurl and the Second Level Floor
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Shurl
She was perfect, but if she went up high she would hurl
And so Shurl went everywhere
To the mall, with her friends, and even with her parents!
To the movies, with her friends, and even with her brother!
To the store all by herself. (When her parents needed an errand run)
To bed at the right hour. (Even if her parents weren't coming home for over an hour)
Shurl never could go stand on a floor above the first
This posed problems for her.
And so Shurl couldn't
Sing in the Choir at Church (The stage was a story up)
Go the food court, or all the neat stores on the second floor of the mall
This annoyed Shurl's friends
Finally they tricked her at the mall
One time when she was talking a lot and was looking at one of her friends
They had her “accidentally” walk into the elevator with them
They went up to the second floor.
Shurl, to her surprise, didn't hurl
And now Shurl enjoys everything. (Even second stories)
-Nicholas Barnard