{"id":2094,"date":"2003-02-02T20:13:33","date_gmt":"2003-02-03T04:13:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm2\/2003\/02\/02\/friends\/"},"modified":"2003-02-02T20:13:33","modified_gmt":"2003-02-03T04:13:33","slug":"friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2003\/02\/02\/friends\/","title":{"rendered":"Friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve come up with a sure fire way to determine who your friends are:<\/p>\n<p>Piss off a lot of people in a big public way.  <\/p>\n<p>Something that doesn&#8217;t attack them directly, but attacks one thing about something they&#8217;re associated with.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately I&#8217;ve discovered those people who I thought were friends are conditional friends &#8212; i.e. friends when it suits them, but if it doesn&#8217;t watch them backoff.<\/p>\n<p>Now even if they criticize you but don&#8217;t back off they&#8217;re true friends.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotta be more careful who I call a friend.<\/p>\n<p>And to the nameless person mentioned in previous entries, no I didn&#8217;t write this about you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve come up with a sure fire way to determine who your friends are: Piss off a lot of people in a big public way. Something that doesn&#8217;t attack them directly, but attacks one thing about something they&#8217;re associated with. Unfortunately I&#8217;ve discovered those people who I thought were friends are conditional friends &#8212; i.e. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}