{"id":2135,"date":"2003-03-02T06:27:51","date_gmt":"2003-03-02T14:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm2\/2003\/03\/02\/ive-won\/"},"modified":"2003-03-02T06:27:51","modified_gmt":"2003-03-02T14:27:51","slug":"ive-won","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2003\/03\/02\/ive-won\/","title":{"rendered":"I’ve won!"},"content":{"rendered":"

No, not the lottery, but its almost as good.<\/p>\n

What have I won?<\/p>\n

The battle of the laundry. Yes indeedy, while there are still a few dirty stragglers holding out hope in my hamper all of my clothing is clean. I think this is about the only time I’ve ever had this happen. <\/p>\n

I’ve learned a few things though:<\/p>\n

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  1. I own way too much underwear (they’re the gay man’s equivalent to women’s shoes, what can I say? I need variety!)<\/li>\n

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  2. I also have way too many socks. (I went on a buying spree after being forced to wear the same pair for about two weeks.)<\/li>\n

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  3. While I’ve won one war, I’m now fighting the battle of storage, where the hell do I put all this? (sigh, you see war never is a good thing.)<\/li>\n

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    Okay just a fun little jaunt into my psychotic world!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    No, not the lottery, but its almost as good. What have I won? The battle of the laundry. Yes indeedy, while there are still a few dirty stragglers holding out hope in my hamper all of my clothing is clean. I think this is about the only time I’ve ever had this happen. I’ve learned […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}