{"id":2241,"date":"2003-10-11T05:55:55","date_gmt":"2003-10-11T13:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm2\/2003\/10\/11\/personal-bank-one-to-one\/"},"modified":"2003-10-11T05:55:55","modified_gmt":"2003-10-11T13:55:55","slug":"personal-bank-one-to-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2003\/10\/11\/personal-bank-one-to-one\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Personal&quot; Bank &quot;One to One&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I opened an account at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bankone.com\">Bank One<\/a> yesterday.  The only reason I did it was because they gave me a certificate for $50.00 so I figure I can deal with some extra paperwork for $50.00.<\/p>\n<p>But, I swear that the &#8220;Relationship Banker&#8221; who set up my account was really doing his best to flirt with me in a low key way.<\/p>\n<p>Admittedly this isn&#8217;t the first time I&#8217;ve seen a flirty gay bank employee.  Well, I really would like to know him better. (You never know where you&#8217;ll find someone so its good to keep your eyes open.)<\/p>\n<p>Well, I really should&#8217;ve dropped some low key gay reference, but well I wasn&#8217;t thinking on my feet that fast.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.  someday I&#8217;ll get the flirting dating dance down.  until then I&#8217;ll just continue the ugly duckling dance and tripping over my feet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I opened an account at Bank One yesterday. The only reason I did it was because they gave me a certificate for $50.00 so I figure I can deal with some extra paperwork for $50.00. But, I swear that the &#8220;Relationship Banker&#8221; who set up my account was really doing his best to flirt with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}