{"id":2257,"date":"2003-11-06T01:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm2\/2003\/11\/06\/pissy-798-hour\/"},"modified":"2003-11-06T01:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-06T09:30:00","slug":"pissy-798-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2003\/11\/06\/pissy-798-hour\/","title":{"rendered":"Pissy $798 hour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay. I&#8217;m in one of those pissy ass moods.<\/p>\n<p>What did this?  Before I came into work I was happy and talking with Jenni at Starbucks.  I talked a little too much and arrived at work 6 minutes late, which is 3 minutes past the end of the 3 minute grace period. <\/p>\n<p>Given that being late knocked 25 cents per hour for the month off my performance bonus which at 40 hours per week is a cut of $40.00 or so.<\/p>\n<p>So those three minutes end up being valued at $798 per hour. ($40 lost\/3 minutes=$13.33 lost per minute. $13.30 lost per minute x 60 minutes=$798 lost per hour.)<\/p>\n<p>So now you know why I&#8217;m pissed I lost my performance bonus.  I know there is no way my company can honestly say that our work is valued at $798 per hour.  I know at our most profitable operating peak we&#8217;re pulling in $49.20 to $75 per hour.  But usually we&#8217;re rarely at our most profitable.<\/p>\n<p>So now you see why I&#8217;m a little pissy ass.  But it is all good.  I just got 100% on one of my two monthly surveys.  Maybe I could convince them I&#8217;m worth $798 per hour.  Then I&#8217;d always be on time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay. I&#8217;m in one of those pissy ass moods. What did this? Before I came into work I was happy and talking with Jenni at Starbucks. I talked a little too much and arrived at work 6 minutes late, which is 3 minutes past the end of the 3 minute grace period. Given that being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}