{"id":2312,"date":"2004-04-20T17:25:10","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T01:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm2\/2004\/04\/20\/fucking-kitty\/"},"modified":"2004-04-20T17:25:10","modified_gmt":"2004-04-21T01:25:10","slug":"fucking-kitty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2004\/04\/20\/fucking-kitty\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Kitty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fucking Kitty.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got this thing where my cats are my kids.  They probably think I&#8217;m nuts but I take the approach that they are my kids.<\/p>\n<p>You see the problem is I&#8217;ve got this stray and I want her to have a good place and home but she is currently a big pain.<\/p>\n<p>She got on my nerves this morning and currently she is spending the day on the patio.  I&#8217;m just frustrated that I can&#8217;t help her permanently and right now she is a big pain in the ass.<\/p>\n<p>Its not for lack of trying&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Okay, problem solved.  I spay her and a coworker will take her.  so the kitty has a home!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fucking Kitty. I&#8217;ve got this thing where my cats are my kids. They probably think I&#8217;m nuts but I take the approach that they are my kids. You see the problem is I&#8217;ve got this stray and I want her to have a good place and home but she is currently a big pain. She [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}