{"id":2380,"date":"2005-05-04T22:07:07","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T06:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm2\/2005\/05\/04\/pissed-at-the-cat\/"},"modified":"2005-05-04T22:07:07","modified_gmt":"2005-05-05T06:07:07","slug":"pissed-at-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2005\/05\/04\/pissed-at-the-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Pissed at the Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m actually a bit amazed at how pissed I am now.  One of the cats took a swipe at the other, in the process injuring the other&#8217;s eye for long enough that cat with the injured eye nursed it for quite some time.<\/p>\n<p>I &#8220;punished&#8221; the offender by immediately clipping his nails then (like my mother) forcing him to sit with me for longer than he&#8217;d like.  When I was done with him I launched him into the bed.  He jetted off into the kitchen or somewhere on that side of the house.  I half expected him to hide from me for the rest of the night, and I would&#8217;ve been happy with that.<\/p>\n<p>No, he wanders back in a little bit starts cuddling on my legs.  I pick him up, examine the his claws (to see which cat it is, they&#8217;re twins) then dump him back on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>While I was writing this he came back a second time &#8212; he&#8217;s really docile.  I guess he figured he really screwed up and is asking for forgiveness or something.  I&#8217;ve not yet dumped him &#8212; he is actually being really, really nice&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>humph..  Gotta give it to him for manipulating me.  He&#8217;s almost as good as Jenni&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m actually a bit amazed at how pissed I am now. One of the cats took a swipe at the other, in the process injuring the other&#8217;s eye for long enough that cat with the injured eye nursed it for quite some time. I &#8220;punished&#8221; the offender by immediately clipping his nails then (like my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}