{"id":2470,"date":"2007-02-17T18:55:46","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T02:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm2\/2007\/02\/17\/horny-intelligence\/"},"modified":"2007-02-17T18:55:46","modified_gmt":"2007-02-18T02:55:46","slug":"horny-intelligence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2007\/02\/17\/horny-intelligence\/","title":{"rendered":"Horny Intelligence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I worked at a really busy Starbucks in an office building three times this week.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not ever sure I thought I&#8217;d say this but I miss working in an office.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong &#8211; there are utterly boring moments in offices, but after making your 500th double tall non-fat latte you kinda long for a more complex problem to solve.<\/p>\n<p>I actually ended up writing a three page proposal for a snazzy idea that is classic Nick: take a bunch of pieces and put them together in a new and novel way.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>When I was in middle school I developed a novel method to run a mailing list to send 10,000+ people David Letterman&#8217;s Top Ten list.  Mind you this was before you could get a free mailing list over at Yahoo! Groups.<\/p>\n<p>I just put together a $15\/year mail forwarding account with a $10\/month shell account (Mind you that $10\/month was for my internet connectivity, plus my shell account.), some shell script, procmail, small C programs and I had myself a cheap mailing list.  Somehow I did this without getting sued by worldwide pants or CBS for copyright infringement, or pissing off my ISP.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t exactly brilliant or high tech, I just took a bunch of pieces and put them together.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I want to go out to dinner with someone and have a conversation<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This is incredibly delayed but what the fuck is it with gay men?<\/p>\n<p>I had someone who I met online several months ago.  We had really fun online conversations that lasted for a good number of hours.<\/p>\n<p>So we went on an in person date, which went alright.  We didn&#8217;t quite click, but it was good.<\/p>\n<p>So then he&#8217;s not online for a long week then when he does come back online he tells me it isn&#8217;t right and he doesn&#8217;t want to date.  Fine, I figure we&#8217;ll have some good online conversations still, right?<\/p>\n<p>Nope. Its a complete 180 holding a conversation with him was like pulling teeth, if he was around.<\/p>\n<p>I just don&#8217;t get why you&#8217;d break of something so completely.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to a cuddle party next week, should be interesting<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This is the period of things where I need to tough it out.  I have 2.5 months left in class, and then I will graduate.  This is 7.75 years after I started college.  This ends up being a total of 21.75 years of school.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m kinda crazy to be thinking of getting my MBA at this point.<\/p>\n<p>I want to\/need to put that energy into something real.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Honestly modern academics is the biggest waste of words.  I&#8217;d like to know the number of words each year that get read exactly once, reduced into a number or letter in a grade book only then to be reduced into a grade on a transcript to be yet again reduced into a symbolic expensive piece of paper that says, yes I demonstrated that I have a capacity to do something, but it was just all to demonstrate that I have the capacity to do something.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I&#8217;ve met so many people who have gotten their bachelors who have no idea how to actually do something<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Put it this way you can be an expert at masturbating, and know nothing about sex.<\/p>\n<p>Education for the most part is learning how to masturbate, with some examples of how to have sex. <\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I&#8217;ll end here: I&#8217;m tired of just jerking off, I want to get to the real thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I worked at a really busy Starbucks in an office building three times this week. 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Don&#8217;t get me wrong &#8211; there are utterly boring moments in offices, but after making your 500th double tall non-fat latte you kinda long [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}