{"id":2493,"date":"2007-08-02T16:29:33","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T00:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm2\/2007\/08\/02\/buddhist-cats\/"},"modified":"2007-08-02T16:29:33","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T00:29:33","slug":"buddhist-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2007\/08\/02\/buddhist-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Buddhist Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, I’m quite convinced that one or both of the felines that infest my living space are practicing buddhists or perhaps they’re just lazy stoics.<\/p>\n

The evidence that points in this direction:<\/p>\n

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  1. They haven’t killed me yet despite all of my crazy antics:\n
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    1. Feline aerobatics.<\/li>\n

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    2. Feline caps (a la coonskin caps).<\/li>\n
    3. Neglected litter pans.<\/li>\n
    4. A four day trip in the car followed by a week stay in a hotel.<\/li>\n
    5. Bringing home random cats that want to have the run of the place to themselves while they puke and shit everywhere.<\/li>\n
    6. Leaving one of them out on the roof for New Year’s Eve. (It was his fault, I spent 45 damn minutes trying to find the cat and get him to come in!).<\/li>\n
    7. Attempting to determine why they lick themselves by joining in.<\/li>\n
    8. Figuring out how much static electricity you can make by rubbing two cats together. (Not Much.)<\/li>\n
    9. Forgetting to feed them before I went on a weekend vacation.<\/li>\n
    10. Monthly claw clippings.<\/li>\n
    11. I haven’t figured out which one is George and which one is Shaun yet.<\/li>\n

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    12. I watched one of them for a full 5 minutes move litter around the pan, without urinating or defecating. Can we say sand art?<\/li>\n

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      So, I’m quite convinced that one or both of the felines that infest my living space are practicing buddhists or perhaps they’re just lazy stoics. The evidence that points in this direction: They haven’t killed me yet despite all of my crazy antics: Feline aerobatics. Feline caps (a la coonskin caps). Neglected litter pans. A […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}