{"id":2682,"date":"2012-01-22T02:09:50","date_gmt":"2012-01-22T09:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/?p=2682"},"modified":"2012-01-22T02:12:36","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T09:12:36","slug":"i-cant-poop-in-peace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2012\/01\/22\/i-cant-poop-in-peace\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t Poop in Peace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have two cats. One of them is quite talkative and always wants to come visit me in the restroom as I do my business after I come home.<br \/>\nIf I leave the door closed he&#8217;ll meow to no end and annoy me while I&#8217;m in the restroom.<br \/>\nIf I leave the door open he&#8217;ll go in and out and annoy me even more while I&#8217;m in the restroom.<br \/>\nIf I let him in then close the door behind him, he&#8217;ll usually continue to meow and annoy me.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ve discovered the best way to use the restroom in peace is to pet him a few times, and put him on the other side of the shower curtain until I&#8217;m done. This has worked for a long time, he&#8217;ll sit there quietly and mind his own business for the most part until I&#8217;m done.<br \/>\nHowever, now his brother wants to visit me in the restroom as well. So I do the same thing and put him on the other side of the shower curtain. In the past they&#8217;ve just both sat there quietly&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Until tonight! When I had this feline racket to contend with!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/8I3KdfSfW8c\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have two cats. One of them is quite talkative and always wants to come visit me in the restroom as I do my business after I come home. If I leave the door closed he&#8217;ll meow to no end and annoy me while I&#8217;m in the restroom. If I leave the door open he&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46],"class_list":["post-2682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cats-peace"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2682"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2690,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682\/revisions\/2690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}