{"id":2922,"date":"2015-12-31T21:57:13","date_gmt":"2016-01-01T04:57:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/?p=2922"},"modified":"2015-12-31T22:33:27","modified_gmt":"2016-01-01T05:33:27","slug":"wow-first-post-in-over-a-year-and-a-cat-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/2015\/12\/31\/wow-first-post-in-over-a-year-and-a-cat-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Wow, First post in over a year and a cat song"},"content":{"rendered":"

A few weeks ago I peeked over at the blog and said to myself, “Holy shit, its been over a year since there has been an entry!” I also haven’t made any entries in 2015, and since I’ve got about 4 minutes left do to do, now is about as good a time as any. (Ah, why didn’t I move this blog to
\nPacific time way back when?<\/a>)<\/p>\n

For various reasons (work) I’ve been overly stressed, and I’m almost decompressed from that mess. I’ve recently decided that I’m not as willing as I used to be to shorten my life for my employer’s benefit. You know
\nthat Stress Kills<\/a>, right?<\/p>\n

\n

But lets have something fun instead of moaning and groaning.. So here’s a song!<\/p>\n

Joy to the World, the cat is annoyed!
\nLet all the household know!
\nHe sits upon his high up perch.
\nAvoid his annoyed stare! Avoid his annoyed stare!
\nAvoid, avoid his annoyed stare!<\/p>\n

He rules the house, with growls and meows!
\nAnd makes the humans prove,
\ntheir patience and feeding skills
\nServe him very well! Serve him very well!
\nServe, oh serve him very well!<\/p>\n

Serve the cat human food!
\nNo more kibble, oh no, no!
\nOnly tuna and canned food!
\nOpen up the can! Open up the can!
\nOpen, open up the can!<\/p>\n

Follow the cat, for he thinks he’s god!
\nJust do what he commands!
\nOpen the door! Pet him him right now!
\nLet him sleep on you! Let him sleep on you!
\nLet him sleep, sleep on you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A few weeks ago I peeked over at the blog and said to myself, “Holy shit, its been over a year since there has been an entry!” I also haven’t made any entries in 2015, and since I’ve got about 4 minutes left do to do, now is about as good a time as any. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2922"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2925,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions\/2925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inmff.net\/peidm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}