February 04, 2005

The Morning Sickness Revue! Or, Inspiration for a Clean Bathroom

OK, no brainer lesson 1 for morning sickness- no matter how good the tall glass of cold chocolate milk sounds and looks and tastes, it will come back up. In this case, causing a hasty end to a phone call w/ Tom.

Lesson 2- Even though the air freshener smells pretty, when you are already nauseous, it’s not a good idea. Granted it smells better than the inside of a toilet bowl generally does, but it is still an overly strong smell and it does not mix well with urped up chocolate milk.

Lesson 3- Keep the toilet clean (and obvioudly flushed). You don’t want any colorful distractions in the bowl to keep your head hanging longer than necessary.

Lesson 4- There are no foods that taste as good coming up as the do going down. Not even fruity kiddie cereal. This is especially true of oranges and chocolate milk.

I think that about covers the day’s bits of wisdom, although I’m sure there’ll be more to come.

Posted by Jenn at February 4, 2005 02:30 PM
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